Popsicles, Beer, and Blowing Sh^* up!

This past weekend we loaded up with car complete with dog's condo, and went to Edmond for the 4th. On top of seeing all my family and the craziness involved, my mom, John, and Mama moved into their new house. I do have to say it was fun to help out and I am exstatic about the fact that Guinness did not eat anything out of the million boxes strewn about the house. I fully expected at any point to see shreds of newspaper or bubblewrap all over the house, but he was SO good...I am such a proud mommy! I have posted pics to show you just how huge he is getting...and how huge the condo is that we pack up each time we go anywhere over night.

So Thursday nite we got to town, and went to the new OKC McNellie's to have dinner with some of my family. It was so good to see my cousins and their kids. Jeremy decided to make a huge straw in order to steal beer from Tyler's glass, in which case made the kids want really huge straws from cousin Jeremy...so what does my husband do, he of course makes them for two four year olds(cale and emma)...so they can drink their pop with the straws...did you think we'd honestly let them have beer....ok we might but give it a few more years. Emily even arrived from the airport from London to celebrate the 4th...It was a great time.

Friday was the 4th and we always go to my cousin Matt's for food, a keg of some kind, and fireworks. It's always good to mix beer and fire right? So we all swam, drank, ate, and lit stuff on fire...including myself...ok not technically on fire. But I did have a whole mortor blow up basically on my butt...We had a multiple shot firework exploded from all sides, and while running away trying to find emma and cale one shot right at my backside, and then erupted into wonderful green and white fireworks...I mean I have lit fireworks for 20 years and now when trying to teach new little people how to be safe with fireworks one EXPLODES! Craziness...so yeah I spent the rest of the evening in the pool followed by a drunk Tricia taping pieces of aloe plant to my legs...thankful she did that because the next mng you could barely see the couple of spots where I got burned, and only one spot really hurt that next day. Would you think I would continue to set off fireworks? Damn right I will and did!

The next nite, Sat., we went back to Matt and Tricia's to set off the rest of our fireworks, since our "show" was temporarily cancelled the nite before due to the explosion, and I of course against Jeremy's wishes finished off my fireworks, and no I didn't get burned again. That exploding cake was a fluke...hehehe...We did lots of sparklers and smokebombs with emma, and emptied the keg, and polished off the hot dogs...oh yeah and played a little rock band...my family is hilarious, sadly no pictures of that!

So despite my backside being blownup while rescuing children for rocketing fire, it was a fantastic 4th of July. It actually kind of makes me sad that I don't get to spend more time like that with my family...I mean look at those 3 faces eating it up...wouldn't you love to see them more often? I would...I will have to make more effort to see the whole fam when I am in town...

The Host

Oh and I forgot to post that I finished The Host this past Sunday...all I have to say is OMG go get the book already! Call me if you want to discuss-I don't want to be a spoiler. =)

why?

Don't you hate it when you're trying to water your flowerbeds and the trashy construction workers across the street are whistling at you? ME TOO! Not only had they clearly seen Jeremy out there earlier with me, but it's just trashy! I mean in my own neighborhood...it's not like I can just leave the place I am at to get away from them...it's my freakin' house! So after several minutes of "being harassed" as Jeremy put it, I go inside tell him what's up and I call the builder...yeah you heard me. I simply let him know that it was actually quite disturbing that I couldn't water my own lawn without being whistled at or talked about...oh yes they stopped working and talk about my butt...I mean honestly is there no decency even on our own street anymore?! The mexicans working on the houses around here at least just glance and whisper...but these two pieces of whitetrash actually had a conversation about me when I was less than 20 feet away! Get a life!

Sunburned

Why do we feel compelled to lay out when we know we will get a little too red? Well I surpassed a little too red this wkend...between time last week at the pool with Jeremy and time at the pool with Lily and Maddie, this Sunday finally did me in...The one time I decide to not put suncreen anywhere but my face because I would like to not look like a ghost in June and therefore skip from ghost to fried something. It's so bad that Jeremy and the girls both comment that my pink bra and I are the same color and it hurts to sit on the couch/sleep on my back/shower/put clothes on...So if you see me out at the pool tell me to not be stupid and put suncreen on not only to save me the pain but all the wrinkle/skin cancer...I should KNOW better!

Addicted to Jon & Kate + 8

Yeah so, I can't stop watching Jon and Kate plus 8 (on TLC)! What is wrong with me?! It absolutely cracks me up with twin 6 year olds and six 2 year olds...if this isn't entertainment I don't know what is! I find it trully fascianting that one woman could squeeze that many children into her body...I mean seriously I am all for two-four kids (each seperate) but twins and then 6 at one time...insane! Anyways, the show is back on...gotta go feed the habit!

Lily and Maddie

The summer adventures of Lily, Maddie, and I

Lily and Maddie are the girls I am nannying (is that a word?) this summer. They are an absolute blast, and I am missing them today. I had a doc appt. this mng and Maddie one this afternoon, so I couldn't keep them. Lily is 8 and going into 3rd grade and Maddie is 11 and going into 6th grade, so they are pretty much up for anything and it's great. Yesterday Maddie had soccer camp, and afterwards we were going to go see a movie. Well there was only one issue, Maddie didn't want to take a shower after soccer camp, and said she didn't need one. (She's not a girly girl-wears soccer shorts and ponytails all the time.) After 10 mins. of asking her to shower and Lily telling her that yes she was stinky even when she does shower, just beacuse she is Maddie, we settled on washing off with dirt on her knees and arms with a washcloth. Then we were off to the movies...to see Kung Fu Panda...it was so cute! However, rather silly to talk about him being fat all the time...you would think with him working out that much to be a Kung Fu master, he'd loose some weight, but no.... Maddie and Lily ate an entire Med. bag of popcorn and a box of Buncha Crunch...they are bottomless pits I tell you! Then after a week of getting along I knew a big blow up was due to happen...between the two of them that is. So everyone is all happy after the movie, and we get home where Maddie decides she wants to just watch tv in her room, and Lily decides she wants to annoy her sister...anyone surprised? I wasn't being an older sister myself...Maddie yells at Lily to leave, Lily claims she is leaving, but Maddie keeps yelling that she will come right back in because Lily is literally only about an inch out of her room...I asked Lily to not go into Maddie's room if she doesn't want company, and Lily screams "I'm not in her room!" *while slamming the door to her own room* At this moment, I had a massive flashback/flashforward moment. Flashback-Always asking Caitlin to leave me alone b/c she always wanted to be doing something or next to me or by me, anything, and then I would eventually get frustrated enough and yell, followed by her storming off crying and *slamming her door*. Flashforward-These two beautiful blonde hair blue eyed girls arguing could easily be my children, and I can hear the many conversations that come with having a sister/or daughters in my own house in just a few years...maybe a good time to pray for boys???? Forget about boys or girls-children in general never hit so close to home in previous flashforward thoughts in life as this one did...does that mean I am getting old? Or that the amount of time from now until having kids is a shorter amount of time than when I was one? Now, now no one is saying that is tomorrow, but in the next few years, it's just that confrontation btw Maddie and Lily made me feel very momlike. (I think it was b/c Lily was yelling at me and slamming doors.) Ahhh the things to look forward too in life...luckily they are all cute, soft, and smell goodie before they start screaming at you and slamming doors.
I hope you enjoyed this installment of Lily and Maddie...I am sure there will be more to come this summer.

Crappy "Professional Development"

So Natalie and I spent the day (8:30-3) wasting away in a room at Fulton Learning Center...wish we'd been wasting away in margaritaville...no luck. It was a session described as ESL (English as a 2nd Lang.) Strategies...and was clearly a presentation for an ESL curriculum...because we have money for that...no, nor do I have enough ESL kids to have a totally seperate curriculum for them. I mean did I really want to spend one of my summer days listening to someone talk about how great their books are, and these activities would go great with our books, blah, blah, blah! How the hell am I suppose to use your damn activities if all you give me is one sample practice book or reader when I have more than one kid who needs it, or if I need three more pieces in your oh-so-fancy collection to complete the activities you have presented!? Had we known that the day would have been 80% of the new curriculum you can't afford presentation, 15% statistics we already knew, and 5% actual useful activities and/or developmentally appropriate things for our kidos...then WE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE! I mean holy-hell Mr. Superintendent no one and I MEAN NO ONE wants to spend their summer attending 12 hours of professional development, let alone prof. dev. that is not even useful! Someone should kick him in the ass right out the TPS door and not let him return...he's a total and utter moron! I am going to have to tell Blaze to blog about him so he will get fired...I am no good at harnessing super human strength these days. Thanks for letting me rant...I feel much better now...hopefully the rest of my day/evening will be fantastic-going out to McNellie's to celebrate Mere's big 2-5. At least I know the evening will be more productive than the day today-yeah for beer!

the randomness of SPAMALOT *&me*

My wonderful mom bought tickets for the fam to go see Spamalot this past wkend...and all I can say is it was sooo outrageously funny that Jeremy and I were both crying from laughing so hard! It took the best parts of Monty Python's Holy Grail, and pieced them together with hilarious songs. One song was just called "A Song like This" because it just kept repeating that at this point in the musical there should be a song like this *accompanied by music to evoke strong emotion* somewhat like a love song at a totally random time...sounds confusing, but really they just stuck songs in places. Another one came after the knights names Nei request a shurbbery, and then require a Broadway musical production...followed with Sir Robin singing about how they can't be successful on Broadway without a Jew in the musical. *followed by giant, and I mean giant, light up star of David* Absolutely frickin' hilarious! I highly recommend you see it if you ever have the opportunity.

Was a huge nerd today @ Barnes and Noble & preordered my copy of Breaking Dawn and reserved my spot to go to the "release party." Blame Natalie and Yenny...it's all their fault I am obsessed. I have delved further into The Host in the last few days, still hard to get into, but getting better. Lots of internal struggle right now...looking very promising...& I love the way Stephenie Meyer writes, so that makes it really easy to read.

*Soapbox moment*
I am also coaching soccer camp this week, and I have the 4-6 yr. old group. They make me tired... There is this one kid who's 4, and is so "pudgy" that she looks like she is packed in bubble wrap! It's ridiculous and surely she has some kind of medical something otherwise that's just not fair to feed your child so much they get to that point...she's 4 clearly she isn't fixing dinner! As a plus, she is getting exercise by coming to camp...but I am still in total shock about how large this child is for her age, she is the right height and talks in the sweetest voice and it totally 4...she asked me to stop the game we were playing to wait for her while she had to go to the bathroom because she didn't want to miss anything. All with super curly hair put into pigtails on the sides of her head...How adorable! So yes cute, but disturbing at the same time, makes me want to bring her home and feed her veggies and go for walks and ride bikes.

HAHA!

I just had a great laugh...Guiness was backwards with head hanging off the chair right? Well he just slid off the chair and fell onto the floor with a big plop and just laid there like "what the hell? how did I end up down here!" It was great...too bad it was just me who say it!

Guinness is 1!

My baby dog is 1! Can you believe it??? Tuesday was his birthday and we went to the park to see some of our dog friends and have pupcakes. Yeah I know I am a huge nerd, but he's my baby and Jeremy and I have so much fun with him. We need to get a can of Guinness and take his picture with it like we did when we got him, so we can compare sizes... =) When he is standing we can pet his back w/o any effort to bend our arm or bend over...lol...as for weight, I dunno, we need to go to PetsMart and weigh him again. I would guess in the 125-130 lb. range, but who knows. We've been trying to put some weight on him b/c he looks very skinny, and now that we have his allergies all figured out he is eating raw chicken...yum! (We had allergy testing done b/c he broke out in hives and pimple type things and was sick to his tummy about a month ago.) So he eats about 2 lbs. of chicken twice a day now, yes bone and all, and no it's only cooked bone that dogs can't have...raw is fine b/c it just crunches done. It's pretty ummm "african safari" to watch him eat, with all the crunching and tearing and whatnot, oh and now he has decided he needs to bark at the chicken before during and after eating it! Not so good at 7am for the neighbors b/c we feed him outside. I will try to post some pics of him eating, among other things. To wrap-up for those of you who have seen the chair in my living room, Guinness is now laying across is with his head hanging backwards of the front of the chair... lol!